What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

I like God is love and lives within you.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

I don't like religions.

Lose lips shimk ships.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Maybe leave out

What did one boob say to the other boob

This isn't going to, hurt.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Deuteronomy 17

Your going to be alright just relax

You shall not bear false witness.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Bible.. Hm.?

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

I don't like

Innocent before proven guilty

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

But this is not

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?